dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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