On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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