the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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