he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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