You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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