Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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