Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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