so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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