So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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