he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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