The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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