I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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