Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Is Oprah even human
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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