Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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