we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
