I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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