ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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