No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I'm jealous of your bromance
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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