I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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