After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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