Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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