There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
