Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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