Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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