I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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