i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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