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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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