I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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