FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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