Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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