I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize