This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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