his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
