like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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