Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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