I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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