oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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