jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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