i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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