We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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