I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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