but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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