He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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