Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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