I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
COCAINE IS GR8
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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