We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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