just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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