I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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