You don't have asthma, your pregnant
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize
