white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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