belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I puked a lego.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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