either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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